There was I time, back when I gave a fuck, that I would refrain from using the word "gay" to describe things I didn't like. In hindsight I wonder why. I did a lot of gay theater shit in high school, so maybe it was the ongoing presence of queers that made me so gayly sensitive. Or maybe it was some adolescent curiosity about what cock tastes like. Who knows.
But no more. Nowadays I use the word "gay" like fucking Dante used "In the middle of our life's journey" -- poetically. The only word I like more than "gay" is "faggot." Oh my fucking god do I love the fucking word "faggot." I use it as much as possible. Here's a list of subjects for which "faggot" is the fucking bee's knees of descriptive nouns:
1. The Fucking Arcade Fire
2. Faggoty shit
3. Jamba Juice (more on this later)
I'm not trying to slander homos by using the words "gay" and "faggot" so casually. The reality of the situation is that I like gay people more than I like most straight people. Gay people have a fucking sense of humor about shit. And really, if I didn't love gay people, why the fuck would I choose this blog layout? Look at it. This blog is so gay there are white businessmen trying to get it to take ecstacy with them so they can take it back to the Marriott and fuck it.
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