My ex-girlfriend is a real cunt

I just found out from my friend Cool Dave that my ex-girlfriend is getting married in two months to some brown-like-me cocktorian named Nadeer Khan. This puts her wedding less than one year after we broke up, which if you do the math leads to a pretty obvious conclusion:

MY EX-GIRLFRIEND IS A DIRTY, GODLESS WHORE.


I think my last car insurance agent was named Nadeer Khan. He probably sells pharmaceuticals and drives a Chrysler Sebring and makes $75,000 a year. Maybe now that she's getting married I can get back my Wilco t-shirt and Stephen Malkmus CDs. Bitch.

Maddy is throwing up yellow shit all over the carpet. I have to go.